once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.

Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'

by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 9, 2015

Oxt Weekend

"the weekend after this coming weekend."

I can't hang out this coming weekend, but how about oxt weekend?

by ivan.cash July 30, 2009

Weefy

Being sketchy or crazy

Hunter, that jump looks kind of weefy

by Hunter420 December 29, 2013

Millionaires weekend

The two or three day free-for-all spending spree that immediately follows one's monthly paycheque arrival.

I'm gonna be eating dustbunnies and dandruff sandwiches for the next three weeks...went and jizzed all my wages over millionaires weekend.

by Dave Luke Ford October 5, 2006

Perfect Week

Banging 7 chicks in 7 days. only known succeeder alive today: Barney Stinson.

Barney Stinson had a Perfect Week. personally you are epic if you can do the same.

by God of The Perfect Week February 27, 2011

Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.

Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.

by cowtale January 10, 2009