Colorado Chuck wagon 

The act of gaping your girlfriends anus and farting into her rectum. She will then be able to refart your fart.

I was thinking about giving you a Colorado Chuck wagon tonight...

Colorado Chuck wagon by Polish sausage August 10, 2018

meat wagon 

An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

meat wagon by TONKADAN August 23, 2006

pussy wagon

A term used to describe a car that has been painted in glaring colours, and with fancy lights, accessories, over-sized spoilers and such to attract women.
Though the term is used positively, it is usually not a good thing to own a pussy wagon, as they most often are gawdy and repulsive.

The term is rarely used by anyone other than the car's owner.

see also: rice

Guy 1: Man, check out my new wheels! I gots me some gold-rimmed hub caps, 30" fins and a smooth pink neon lighting set!.It's a real pusssy wagon!
Guy 2: Dude, your truck's hideous. Scrap it. Now!

pussy wagon by Alphazaar January 31, 2005

ass wagon 

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

ass wagon by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

Shagin' Wagon 

An old Volks Wagon bus. It's basicaly shaped like a small bus, there is much space in the back that you could lay down a matress and get it on... On that 70's show Micheal Kelso has one.

Dude1: "So you dude you get some in the Shagin' wagon last night?"
Dude2: "Hell yeah"

Shagin' Wagon by Hopeian July 29, 2008

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

muff wagon by Tink April 25, 2004

Trap Wagon 

A tricked out vehicle that normally does not have dark tinted windows, under glow, loud sound system, etc. Typically a 4-door sedan like a Honda Accord or a Toyota Prius.

Guy 1: Where is that loud music coming from?
Guy 2: Oh that's just Clark in his blacked out Prius. That thing is a real Trap Wagon.

Trap Wagon by itsNAPAnotNASA May 2, 2017