waff

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)

WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

hot waffle

Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.

I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!

by toregon January 5, 2011

blue waffle

a waffle that is blue

Joe:"hey those waffles are blue"
Frank:"yes they are"
Joe:"i guess we could call them blue waffles"

by electric bananna symphony December 4, 2010

Portuguese Waffle

When you're doing your girl anally, cum in between her ass cheeks. In the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her ass cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out... Enjoy!

IHOP was closed so I treated my girl to a Portuguese Waffle.

by Veja Taable October 12, 2008

Wet Waffle

A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".

Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.

by wet waffler September 28, 2009

Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

Bonus waffle

When a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an Eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. This shows class and gratitude.

That man was so nice! He gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.

by Snysly April 22, 2013