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Vulvanater

Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5 feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?

Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.

Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-action series?

Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.
Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.
by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019
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We couldn't get Ramon to come along with us because of his vulvalipism.
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vulvaicle

Weird bumps on a woman's vulva that originate from the hair follicles
Dude... she had so much vulvaicle at the party last night!
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vulvanist

Follower of the biological Womanhood. Those who are biological a woman and have a vulva.
She is a hardcore vulvanist.
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Vulvanic Eruption

A vaginal fart which travels up the labia towards your belly button.
At the football game, while sitting on the bleachers, she was caught off guard by a vulvanic eruption which gave her a sense of pleasure and shame.
by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024
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