vulvazela 

a vagina that looks like and can be played like a cheap plastic horn, making a similar sound to a vuvuzela.

dude that chick has a vulvazela.

vulvazela by AdzillaTheEverliving June 19, 2010

Vulvazela 

The act of violently blowing into a woman's vagina until she loudly quiffs back into your face.

I played my girlfriend's vulvazela last night, and it was much better than listening to the world cup.

Vulvazela by godot99 July 11, 2010

vulvazela 

1. A woman with a high pitched, irritating voice who will not shut up, but is a nympho .

1. You slept with that vulvazela, didn't you, horndog?

vulvazela by babblon July 2, 2010

vulvazela 

A vulva that when blown the correct way can immitate the sound of the vuvuzela.

A.X.F: I was watching the aussies play at the World cup last night and everyone was blowing a vuvuzela except me. Then I remembered I could tote my girl's vulvazela. That shit's twice as loud as there junk.

Wes: Word.

vulvazela by D-Ferg June 24, 2010

vuvuzela 

A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.

vuvuzela by teller of truths10 June 15, 2010

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Vuvuzela by Ferr92 June 16, 2010

Vuvuzeladouche 

A person who starts playing the worst instrument in the history of human civilisation, the vuluzela, at the most inoppertune times.

Person 1: Did you go see that concert the other night?

Person 2: Yes, but I left after 30 minutes cause there ended up being several hundred of those fucking vuvuzeladouche's at the event!

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Person 1: How'd that date go with your girlfreind the other night?

Person 2: Great, up until that point where my roomate came in while we were having sex and started to be the biggest fucking vuvuzeladouche who ever lived!!

Vuvuzeladouche by TheGreatLateSP999 July 27, 2010