vampire jizz

idk wtf jizz

your vampire jizz got all over my carpit

by fuckshit ass cock bj June 19, 2010

Vampire Kiss

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.

After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.

by ry-mo May 13, 2010

Vampire's Popsicle

A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.

'I was hungry so i took a vampire's popsicle out of the freezer and started sucking it, it melted and the bloody juices dribbled dowm my chin.'

by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006

vampire snack pack

used tampon

My mate Ralph found one of his girl friend's Vampire Snack Packs under his bed.

by Puaap October 9, 2008

Vampire music

A type of music that is produced by and listened to by the vampire community. It is full of vampire subject matter.

You like Vampire music?

by Judge dredd7 July 28, 2011

Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

vampire cunt

The action of masturbation or Oral sex while the female is menstruating

"¡Oh! You are in " those days" my love? Don't worry, I love Vampire Cunts".

by The Mishamiga May 21, 2016