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crouching tiger hidden dragon

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010
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Tigers

The biggest of wild cat including the lion these beautiful animals can come in Orange with black stripes, white and black stripes (these are very valuable ad rare) and a sort a maple colour with black stripes. They are usual found in Korea but can be found in other countries national parks. One park called Zion wildlife parks has at least three white Tigers.
Dude my nan when to africa ad saw some lions, next she wants to go to Korea and look for Tigers.
by Finnerty October 10, 2009
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Triceracocks

Triceracocks is the slang word given to the woman who takes a male penis in all 3 of her orfaces at one time. (Vagina, Asshole, and Mouth)

This word was first thought of by a brilliant entrepreneur who wishes to remain nameless. The story behind the legend of the word "Triceracocks" was said to have originated when it was brought to the inventor's attention that a woman had once taken a male penis in all 3 of her holes. Until, that moment, there was not a word for such a despicable act or grossness.
Half Man, Half Beastlike Creature, Triceracocks
by The Inventor of Triceracocks November 6, 2009
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tiger's wife phobia

the fear of having a golf club break through your expensive suv's window at 2 in the morning. (can only effect people named tiger woods and alec baldwin)
tom: tiger woods has had tiger's wife phobia ever since that fateful day

jeff: poor guy
by kmoney123456789 January 1, 2010
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Tigeraso

Meaning bad boys w/ alot of swag.
Tigeraso origin Dominican Republic, This word is pronounced Tee-gear-a-so. El Tigre
by Robyn Luis January 18, 2010
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tiger's paw

The view of a very obese woman's tight crotch -- it's got more folds than a camel's toe -- so the folds of flesh in addition to the normal slit of a vagina resembles a paw of a tiger
"No, honey, don't wear that thong to the orgy -- it shows your tiger's paw to the world."
by saustin January 16, 2008
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tiger

A striped jungle cat, the largest member of the cat family. Endangered. Their natural habitat and food in and around India is decreasing and more than laws to protect them are needed for these undeniably viscious but remarkable creatures.
Tigers do not eat cereal, unlike a certain cartoon tiger named Tony.

Tigers might look cute... but a smaller the version, the tabby, is a better way to go as far as pets are concerned.
by Lorelili March 5, 2005
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