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fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
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battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male
stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy
by getmehame June 21, 2021
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batter bowl

A sex move made based off a joke from Andrew Dice Clay in which the man keeps a bowl off to the side while fuckin a chick from behind, when he busts a nut he has to cum into the bowl, yell "WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH", and slap the bowl down on the chicks head right when he yells "BITCH"
"Aye a friend of mine told me to give my girl the batter bowl."
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy May 1, 2022
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Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka
by En3630 September 27, 2022
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Baby Batter Spreader

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.
Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022
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Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster
That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!
by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022
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