Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.
by MrFurly December 19, 2007
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When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot
by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017
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The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.
by Tvgee January 29, 2019
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by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009
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Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.
by Ihatewinnsboro December 25, 2016
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Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.
by quackattacker June 13, 2008
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