Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.

Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

by snappolicious May 18, 2011

Text Bomb

The solution to sending a very sensative text to the WRONG person.

Sophie is your girlfriend. Youre texting your bro, and you accidently send "Dude. Sophie is a hube bitch." to Sophie instead of your bro. You immediatly text all you bro's saying "TEXT BOMB SOPHIE!!!" all your friends will then send her numerous messages saying things like "The purple monkey fucked a gay christmas tree." or "I farted therefore Ricky Bobby ran for president." after sending at least 20-50 messages, the hope is she will delete her entire inbox out of frustration and not see the text you accidentaly sent her.

by Baseball25 April 3, 2011

Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

text buddy

A person you can text no matter what
It doesn't matter if you/they are single you stay text buddies forever

Usually you talk to them mainly about sexual situations

A: Why were you talking to this T-I-M-O about dogs having AIDS?
B: Oh, he's my text buddy, we can talk about anything.

by crazeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2009

text battle

maintaing text conversations with a number of people greater than 2 at any given time.

dude. I was at matt's party last night and i got into a 6 person text battle. It was brutal

by Cpt. Insano May 21, 2010

Text Tantrum

sending a large amount of angry text messages to someone.

who keeps texting you??" "it's just my ex, he's having a text tantrum.

by breezy-licious May 28, 2010

Text Sex

Similar to phone sex, except it's the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.

Man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, I bet she was having text sex!

by festermajoo January 20, 2008