Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man

Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

by lmxdurgex June 20, 2009

Testiclees

The Greek God of Nards

Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.

by tramdog August 11, 2003

testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.

1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.

by Cockslanger January 11, 2004

Testiclemonial

A testimonial for anything mildly sex related or uber manly.

Check out these testiclemonials from real Chlamydia owners!

by Gmac Feat. Mikel B January 28, 2009

Testicles

1. What no one would be here without.
2. Source of extra muscle, adrenaline, and power.
3. What makes feminists hypocritical.

1. Thanks to Adam's testicles, we are here.
2. "Jimmy finally got his testicles today, he's bulking up."
3. Feminists all started out in their daddy's testicles.

by Borck laser December 13, 2008

sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.

If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.

by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016