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Teletubbyland

A morbid realm that holds evil creatures known as Teletubbies. Teletubbyland is the oldest dimension, created by the Great Brown Bunnies of TeeVee. TeeVee, the bunnies' home, was destroyed long ago by a force of evil known as the Sun of Seven. The bunnies' built the realm with their bare paws, and hired four great sugar warriors and one warrior made of a metal named Noo (a Green Giant, Chuck Norris, Spongebob, hAx0R, and MemeMan) to defend the realm from the Sun. When the Sun of Seven came, well, the land was burning. It was Elemental Fire, and it turned anything made of sugar into evil demons known as Teletubbies. The last remaining warrior, MemeMan (who fought till the end), was turned into a vacuum known as Noo-Noo. He sucked up Tele-Waste made by evil food called tubby-custard and telly-toast, to turn back into MemeMan and save the realm. But for now, the Sun of Seven, who was really beat up from the fight and turned into a babay, rules the realm.
I know the ruler of Teletubbyland.
by Teletubby Lover!!!! June 19, 2018
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Telescoping

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis
Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”
by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018
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Telefornication

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.
by Distributor May 29, 2020
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Teleglot

Teleglot is a sub-language of code-words used by Newscasters on a Television broadcast or Radio broadcasts. The code words are intended to be understood by the viewer or listener.
Famously, these words are used to mask resists reporting. Raciest terms like “Urban-Youth” are Teleglot, but Teleglot is often used as well when Newscasters are under strict censorship and yet must report the news. Things like using made up words like “Isragypts” referenced in the book The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin to avoid discussing touchy political matters.
"That was teleglot for the New Arab Republic/Israel alliance. “I think Gupta's speech in Delhi shows that he's preparing for that eventuality." - The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin
by NotShoy January 19, 2022
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Heavyweight Television

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)
Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"
by Void4President January 9, 2015
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the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room
Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone
by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005
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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
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by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
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