I'm already Tracer

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be bastion
NERF BASTION
You're right so Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be Mcree
I already chose Mcree

Can I borrow a pencil?
You're just jealous because I'm already tracer

by Half of 0 November 9, 2018

E tarded

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

Trader ho

A suburban housewife that only shops at Trader Joe's, a chain of neighborhood grocery stores throughout the U.S., known for their inexpensive wine selection.

Most of the women in our subdivision are Trader Ho's. They won't even look at an Albertson's or Vons.

by lavmander August 14, 2011

Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

Tadeo

tadeo is a bomb funny guy any girl would be lucky to have him. if he finds a girl he really like he will do anything to make her happy. tadeos are really jealous types if they see something they don't like they will do something about sooner or later. be greatful if u have or ever had one.

your lucky to have a tadeo

by el.compa April 2, 2017

Toadery

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

by Dark Humility November 9, 2009

trace armstrong

the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)

trace armstrong fucked my bitch with a tiny dick

by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019