Toadery 

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

Toadery by Dark Humility November 9, 2009

toadery 

Used for situations which lend themselves to false-flattery and being a 'yes-man'. See toady.

When Juan endorsed said he liked an obscure artist, all his entourage agreed despite never hearing him play. The group had sank to the depths of toadery.

toadery by Hobbit+Feet January 10, 2008

Toader 

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.

Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?

Toader by Farmersbread October 16, 2017

toaderboated 

When a toad is thrown between a women's breasts hops around and croaks.

This girl with giant tits was lying on the beach tanning so i threw a toad in her cleavage and yelled "you just got toaderboated!"

toaderboated by iliveinfortfun October 21, 2010

toader 

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

toader by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

Toader 

Used to describe a straight individual who has done something incredibly heterosexual.

Janet: Hey fancy watching RuPaul tonight?
John: What's that?
Janet: Oh John you silly toader.

Toader by Farmersbread May 18, 2018

toader 

A hillbilly term for a penis.

My sister loves my toader.

toader by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016