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A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.
Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.
Tool by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010
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one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)
Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.
tool by ZooCrew November 7, 2010
narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate
tool by pamlib October 13, 2012
A kid, ages 10-14 who bitches and cries at CoD because the kill wasnt "fair" and rages at others,calling everyone a faggot, to seem cool.
James, that kid calling everyone a faggot because he was killed is a great example of a tool.
Tool by Mr.T1R2O3L4L5 June 15, 2013
Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.
I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.
tool by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015
stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!
tool by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007