Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.

I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.

by Sloopedidoop December 27, 2018

White Swallow Spa

Noun

Used to describe a location that is actually a front for anonymous gay sex. Generally include facilities for both whatever business it officially is, and facilities for the gay sex.

Generally frequented by curious married men and elementary school teachers.

We don't like to stay at the YMCA, it's totally a white swallow spa.

Bring your own sheets to that motel, it's a white swallow spa.

by BCP on PCP October 12, 2011

swallowmybody

A disgruntled, humorless Zionist caught in the throes of a gender dysphoria and a fleeting literary career.

When bitterness exceeds boredeom...

by Albert Miaskovsky August 27, 2004

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007

Swallow your spit

Don't interrupt my conversation... or... what you're saying is making you sound stupid, just stop talking.

someone blabbering on about dumb things...

Me: Bro, just swallow your spit man

(nice way of saying Shut it you're coming off as stupid)

by Dict. Man! October 11, 2009

swish and swallow

Another term for smoking the pole.

Damn, that chick wasn't a spitter. She gave me a swish and swallow.

by mom doyle November 29, 2003