yakov smirnoff

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

Samir

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

by (====3 May 21, 2011

smirckish

Another way of saying that is messed up, or that is f*cked up.

That's hella smirckish

by yadada510 May 21, 2006

smircle

Noun; Many people gathering in a circle to smoke weed and are passing the dutchy pon the left hand side.

Blud, join the smircle
Duude, your breaking the smircle

by Germans November 25, 2007

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

simir

13 year old neo-nazi(he is having a redemption) that wrote a copypasta

-Bro you remember the simir copypasta?
-Who?

by breen420 January 23, 2022

Karina Smirnoff

Stewie Griffin in drag. Also a beautiful dancer in ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

"That's Karina Smirnoff"
"You mean Stewie?"
"No! Her, the dancer!"
"Ohh... Think she knows Stewie?"
"(moans)"

by JayMayKha501 January 8, 2012