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Full suit wanker 

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.
Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.
Full suit wanker by KingFringe November 12, 2016
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squirrel suit 

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey
She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!
squirrel suit by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016
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Space suit 

A space suit in when you pass gas in warm clothes and it channels the smell straight to your nose.
I was out playing in the snow and space suited myself! It stunk like sh#@!
Space suit by Upir lichy #1 July 9, 2017

Skype Suit 

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down
"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"
Skype Suit by Aliquail September 4, 2018

boot suit 

1. A suit or device that makes a person almost invincible or untouchable.

2. A reference to the Goomba's Shoe in Super Mario Brothers 3 for the NES or Kuribo's Shoe in Super Mario All-Stars for the SNES that allows the wearer to walk (bounce) Safely across otherwise deadly plants.
3. An unobtainable level of safety
That guy is tough. You'd need a boot suit to take him on.
boot suit by Acey76 September 20, 2018

Waterproof Suit

A condom or means of protected sex.
Before you go in make sure you have on your waterproof suit
Waterproof Suit by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018

tropical suit 

When you fart into your someone's pajama pants... and it's hot.
My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.
tropical suit by idrathernotpod February 5, 2019