Definitions by Aliquail

Skype Suit 

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"

Skype Suit by Aliquail September 4, 2018

25th base 

Sneaking into the bear enclosure at the zoo and penetrating different orifices on each bear in the order: 1. Anus 2. Ear 3. Nose 4. Mouth. There is no 5.

"I went to 25th base at London Zoo last night and they couldn't sew it back on!"

25th base by Aliquail November 14, 2007