idrathernotpod's definitions

tropical suit

When you fart into your someone's pajama pants... and it's hot.

My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.

by idrathernotpod February 5, 2019

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.

Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.

by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018