Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017
My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.
by idrathernotpod February 06, 2019
by idrathernotpod November 29, 2017
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 13, 2018