tropical suit

When you fart into your someone's pajama pants... and it's hot.

My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.

by idrathernotpod February 06, 2019

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 29, 2017

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.

Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.

by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 13, 2018