serissa

a small gnome who travels alone
sits by a hedge
and places a bet

and is frickin amazing!!

"hello serissa, looking very gnomy today"
"why thankyou, i just got my beard trimmed"

by slag1208 February 5, 2009

Trump Stress Syndrome

When people are anxious or stressed by the tweets, white lies, and actions of President Trump, who might affect them and their families—for example, children of illegal immigrants are fearful what might happen to their parents if the president signs a law to send back all aliens.

Those who become anxious by just thinking about the idiotic and idiosyncratic Donald need to learn not to be a victim of the Trump Stress Syndrome, which could have a detrimental effect on their mental or psychological well-being.

by MathPlus February 5, 2019

umm stiss

when you stroke your penis up and down it makes an umm - stiss sound

he was beating his penis in the bathroom and you could hear an umm stiss sound from the next room

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Stressed off a Bridge

Figure of speech used to describe the a level of stress so high that one dreams of, or comes close to ending it all and jumping off a bridge.

"Man I am stressed off a bridge right now; I don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Sucks man....can I have your stereo?"

by heyitsac August 25, 2008

Stress in

Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.

They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.

by Dizstresser April 6, 2010

Starissa

There is only one of these in a million, she's typically tall and cute and loves music. A bit timid but that's fine. She will help you with anything and is very loving. She's a keeper! <3

"Dude you know Starissa?"
"No but that's a sick name!"
"I know right!"

by Daisy what's babbles August 10, 2016

Stressball

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018