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Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.
Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.
by obviously not white July 28, 2013
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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streetlight

To continue to insist that something is true despite mountains of evidence pointing to the contrary.
It's not a streetlight. I still think it's a UFO.
by streetlight February 20, 2007
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Bourbon Street

The only place you can drink ANYWHERE / ANYTIME, buy a prestigious piece of art, get ran over by 100 cycling nudists, consume food that's literally unrivaled, buy a 8 oz drink for $11 bucks, then go upstairs to their balcony bar & get the same shit 3 for 1, observe a homeless man pull out "trashed drinks" with any leftovers to combine them into a 64oz germifobe's worst nightmare 'medley' so he can get trashed too, get hustled by 800 shooter girls at 8 bars, party with cops who have only horses and vespas to chase you with, get a lap dance from a 10 at Larry Flynn's, get a lapdance from a 2 everywhere else, AND then passout in a Historic Hotel ---- all in the same block!
The homeless guy got drunk on Bourbon Street by removing 18 drinks from a garbage can and combining them into a 64 oz Bum Runner cocktail.
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
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The Boston Street Sweeper

A game where two men wander the streets of Boston looking for a dead hooker. Once a dead hooker is found then both men take turns having sex with the dead body. Afterwards a coin is flipped, and whoever wins gets to jump on the dead hooker's stomach while the loser has to eat whatever comes out.
Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.
by Joe Bevers October 7, 2006
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the wolf of wall street

A movie that does not contain any wolves. 0/10 IGN
Fred went to see the Wolf of Wall Street, expecting wolf-on-wolf action. He was sorely disappointed.
by NotACat February 8, 2015
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