squirrel nonce 

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

squirrel nonce by Reesebby October 1, 2018

Squirrel twirl 

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles

Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”

Squirrel twirl by Hardassstyle August 25, 2020

Squirrel Flip 

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

Squirrel Flip by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Squirrel Syndrome 

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

Squirrel Syndrome by Startup Street September 15, 2022

Squirrel in the fruit basket 

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

Squirrel in the fruit basket by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

squirrel neck

1. person of very little importance or signifigance as coined by mixed martial arts fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller 2. a frustrating person to deal with. 3. A person in position of power who abuses his power. 4. A term of endearment to friends; a nonsensical filler phrase.

That dude is a squirrel neck!

squirrel neck by Eduardo Fantastico August 29, 2006

Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

Squirrel Monkey by matchesb January 7, 2011