slumped

1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only)

2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"

i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her
Guy2: Werd

i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night

by hjrt July 7, 2007

spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife

"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"

by Mark April 26, 2003

slump skull

Can be defined in two ways:

1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E

1. Bitch: emm, u taste good
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)

by Juice Pimp June 22, 2004

Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010