Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026

Face Spoofing

Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.

Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.

by amfr May 11, 2011

hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa August 6, 2016

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks

Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.

by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018