Spider bags

A little container of e.q. cocaine

"you got them spider bags?"
"yeah nigga, I got'em"

by joaxim June 12, 2012

spiderman

ive nothing much to add to the whole cumming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell "go web go!"

they love it when you do it cuz it shows you care

by mcgruff October 13, 2004

Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

spider pig

The pig from the simpsons movie

Aww i love spider pig from the simpsons movie

by ghfdgjedsjfhbdjhgd August 3, 2007

spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

by Relorian February 2, 2005

Jack Spicer

An evil boy genius from the excellent Y-7-rated cartoon Xiaolin Showdown. He invents different kinds of useless attack robots and is highly failure-prone and -phobic. Looks kinda Goth.

That Jack Spicer's a bumbling, Goth-lookin' evil boy genius.

by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018