shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.

Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.

by english cunt November 2, 2012

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear

My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties

by Ilovechuyg December 1, 2018

bland sniffa

One who sniffs a heinous amount of bland. (Bland as in ones own brand). Or one who enjoys blanding on other people.

1. Ronnie smiled delightfully as his bland blew across Shelisha's face and through her hair.
2. Ronnie: Shelisha, would you be inclined to sniffing my bland?
Shelisha: Of course, Ronnie!
Ronnie: (farts in her face)
3. Shelisha's bland sounded quite wet and produced a great amount of anal leakage on Ronnie's chest following their butt sex experimentation.

by Davey S. June 29, 2005

cunt sniffer

one who sniffs cunts

"yo cunt sniffer sniff my cunt"

by J Hizzle December 1, 2005

sniff

An expression used in the modern era of text messaging to signify a melodramatic sad feeling as succintly as possible.

(Upon the text message recipient not having called or texted recently) Where are you? Sniff :o(

by sk1984 January 12, 2007

Sniff check

The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.

Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.

Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.

Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!

by siscarface June 3, 2010