Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.

Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers

by jv3 February 13, 2015

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

stashed some yams

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.

Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

Smashe

i > you 'own'

i smashe you

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

smushedballs

speake for itself, the key word is "visualize"

Person A. man, those are some really nasty smushedballs

Person B. yea, that one had to hurt like a flaremaster who burns his throat

by George is Irish May 16, 2006