smart car

Noun:

A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.

Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient

SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.

*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*

by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010

Fucking Smart

Jeff Skilling, When interviewing for Harvard he was somehow asked the question; "do you thing you are smart?", to which Jeff replied "I'm Fucking Smart".

Harvard Business School Interviewer: Do you think you are smart?
Jeff Skilling: I'm Fucking Smart.

by Enron fucking smart January 20, 2011

sharter

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

by Leanne March 19, 2003

MAKE "SMART" COOL

An underground hip hop movement that was started by underground artist Prince EA in 2009. SMART is synonymous with Sophisticating Millions And Revolutionizing Thought.

"Damn, I'm so glad to be part of that MAKE "SMART" COOL movement, I copped one of those shirts the other day already."

by SnG. April 4, 2010

smart girl

The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.

Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."

by name~name~name June 16, 2009

smartassness

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

by Aims318 April 11, 2005