Slowbird

An old person that comes to Florida for the winter, but Lives as a shut in and doesn’t help the local economy.

Ernest is such a slowbird. He rents a big house in Palm Beach but can’t even walk out to the oool deck.

by red buoy January 23, 2018

slobotan

A person who is very messy

as bob walked into bod's room he said bod you are a slobotan

by The Slobotan May 6, 2018

snowbortion

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.

skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes

by donut sauce February 24, 2019

Snowboss

A retarded 13 year old who is loving and caring but too retarded to know.

the Snowboss is here

by SnowBoss June 22, 2019

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019

Snowboardy

A description of someone who appears to be a snowboarder.

Common examples of this type of person may include :
-wearing of snowboard brand clothing
-wearing of oversized clothes

-unkempt hair

-facial hair

-lazy demeanor

"He's always wearing that Burton hat. He's so snowboardy!"

by HTownfook January 8, 2020