by Tego May 13, 2005
Get the shart mug.(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.
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by bitch-where June 12, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartorious mug.A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
Get the Sartorial dyslexia mug.A boy or a girl who stans the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are strong, beautiful, and they know how to care for someone. They believe that everyone is equal and they love someone for who they really are.
Person 1: bro she’s so pretty and sweet, I need to be her friend!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
by Maddisvids June 17, 2018
Get the Sartorian mug.Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.
Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007
Get the shart shooter mug.women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.
by bagitbabe May 3, 2008
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