Sampaguita

sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:

- whoreing herself out to bands

- sucking cock for crack

- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style

there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.

hey, dude, sampaguita is tossin' the salad for free behind subways!

by lol i dunno February 26, 2008

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Simba

Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba

"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"

by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017

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simanLa

Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?

go to a party she at and you can see fo youself

by allotta vagina April 29, 2005

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Simar

He is a cool kid who tries to get the girls but fails by his ugliness. He cracked a Nikhils phone and tried to bash him but failed because he is weak. Simars can become the best thing that happened to you and ring your doorbell twice a day so he can play with you. He is a friendly, gay, the definition of the rainbow, HE IS NOT A SAVAGE, he is an average kid who gets kicked in the dust, JK

Is that a Simar, he is UGLY!!!!!!!!!, JK omg he is mine, JK!!!!!!!!!

by NIGGAHOODBEACHBOYINTHESUNAIDSS April 22, 2019

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