Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008

Kearney Steamer Boy

Old bald headed man with a small small dick who lives in Kearney Nebraska and loves for guys to poop on him.

The Kearney Steamer Boy loved it when Hartley steamed all over his face !!

by Peg Boy May 27, 2011

Sioux City Steamer

the act taking a crap on the front seat (usually drivers side) of a car

Al was red-faced angry when he sat in what appeared to be a Sioux City Steamer, left in his front seat.

by pacoytaco November 4, 2009

Steamer

When a dog lays down a fresh one during the colder months of the year. Helpful visual sign to those who would like to avoid stepping in fresh dog shit.

Otis just left a big steamer on the lawn. See it? Don't step in it. If you do, you aint coming in this house.

by Baked McBride December 31, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 6, 2006