ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

slapper

A sexually promiscuous woman who enjoys vigorous copulation. The term most likely denotes the sound of two people's skin coming together with force, especially during sex.

She's such a prolific slapper, she'll have to wait for the birth before she know who the father is.

by Spirituall August 7, 2011

butt slapper

One who slaps over people's butts.

He is a butt slapper.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

ball slapper

landing heavily on your balls while kitesurfing / surfing

I had a nasty ball slapper while landed that crazy trick

by chemic November 25, 2010

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009