Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

Shmingling

to mess around unnecessarily

dude wait! i gotta get my matcha so the girls would like me!
-quit shmingling dude! we're late!!

by Misry February 7, 2026

Sming

Smart King

"bro i got a 7 on the glopo paper"
"sming"

by azn_ May 12, 2025

Sming

Smart King

"yo i got a 7 on the glopo paper"
"sming"

by azn_ May 17, 2025

sminge

the area between your genitals and your thighs, notably where your balls gets stuck in sticky weather

Damn boss, my balls are stuck in my sminge again

You can touch my inner thigh, but don't go up into my sminge

by DJ lil shit August 27, 2025

Siminormalsea

Almost normal but not

Hopefully work is back to siminormalsea.

by The/he/shit November 29, 2025

Super-Sizing

The act of buying pants/shorts three sizes smaller than your waist to make your Penis and or testicals appear larger than they actually are.

Hey jannet, I think andrew finally grew a package either that or hes Super-Sizing

by Ruger187 January 5, 2011