Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

serving cunt

when a girl serves her cunt to someone

I heard Emily was serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster

by DDistrict April 1, 2024

your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Serve

Selling product

I'll serve you later

by Nessnice August 14, 2025

Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.

Dude, last night I totally soft served my brother.

by braindead November 19, 2019

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022