rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.

He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!

by BJill69 January 25, 2011

Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

Rubber Brownie

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.

Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!

by Phenis Star May 24, 2016

Robbery

The term “robbery” is used to describe a 6’8 player, dunking over a 7’5 player without getting a score of 50...

OMG, HE GOT ROBBED AGAIN... WHAT THE F$&#!!!! NBA, FIX YOUR SH#%!!! ANOTHER ROBBERY!!!!

by BughenDove February 15, 2020

Rubbercuck

A man who engages in promiscuous sexual activities with women while wearing a condom and/or other forms of contraception.

Person: 1 "Hey, I may be poor, but at least I'm not a loser virgin!"
Person: 2 "Shut up you rubbercuck!"

by Street Spitin' Wizard August 13, 2023

rubber knife

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.

"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"

by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 27, 2011