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Reproductive Roulette

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011
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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
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[Diarrhea Roulette]

The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
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Redneck Roulette

A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.

Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.

Do not ever try this!
"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.
by PDX Pilot 1 April 24, 2015
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dad roulette

3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz April 6, 2016
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy April 22, 2017
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backstroke roulette

Masturbation causes the release of endorphins, which helps one relax. So it’s actually not surprising that after a perceived crisis one would play backstroke roulette.
by ebagazare January 18, 2018
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