One of the most bomb-assed combination of foods on the planet. As the name implies, a combination of a fried egg and ramen noodles. Very easy to make, very cheap, and very delicious.
Person 1: "Shit dude, I'm starving and we've got like seven bags of ramen."
Person 2: "Then let's crack open some eggs and make ourselves some ramlettes."
Person 1: "Right on!"
"raclette", based on the cheese dish and the french "racler" meaning to scrape, is a term for scraping cum from somewhere and smearing it on someone's face or mouth.
"Dude I had raclette today"
"Make sure you wash yourself thoroughly before coming near me..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'