Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Ruben Studdard

Ruben is an awesome singer who did beat out Clay Aiken in American Idol... but noone should be mean about it... It isn't his fault he can sing!!! then again Clay can sing better than him

"Who are those two beautiful angels singing on the radio?"

"Oh that is just Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken!!"

by Ruben & Clay fan2004 February 5, 2004

Ruben

The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.

PARTY AT RUBEN'S!

by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017

Paul Reubens

The pervert that ruined my childhood in 1991.

I was so pissed when I found out Paul Reubens was a perv.

by Morganne M December 17, 2008

reubin askew

One of the many, but the greatest, governor of Florida. The first to serve two consecutive terms in office and also labeled one of the 50 most important people in Florida. He did many things while in office, but most importantly, he never gave up on his word.

Martin: "Hey do u know who reubin askew is?"
Gena: "DUH! He was only the best governor of Florida EVER!"

by syrup July 22, 2006

rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014

Ruben Dij

A Manchester City defender who's name is spelt 'Ruben Dias' but is pronounced 'Ruben Dij'. He is an absolute tank.

Person A: Did you see the tackle from Ruben Dias?
Person B: Do you mean Ruben Dij?

by Bao Bunda!!!! November 30, 2021