Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.

Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.

by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014

Casually Depressed

When you are feeling sad, but you're always feeling sad.

"Hey look there is Tim"
"No don't talk to him he is casually depressed"

by yaboiDavid April 19, 2018

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Semi-depressed

Being depressed without being diagnosed.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.

bsf: Are you okay??
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..

by TheLadyOfFlatness May 16, 2020

Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game

“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”

by hecking fricker May 25, 2020

Significantly refreshed

To be intoxicated on a large amount of alcoholic beverages.

Due to the open bar the wedding guests were significantly refreshed and dancing like drunken baboons.

by O'Yhetti April 9, 2020