Relaugh

Relaugh.

To Laugh again at something that was once Laughed at.

A: Haha, see this old photo Jack?

J: *Relaughs* haha yes Andrew, I'm Relaughing at that old photo of Us as Kids.

by Flabbergastic Annihilation. September 3, 2011

reloveution

Love revolution... So tumblr
Cool if u want to write it as a tattoo in ur hand or something.

Guy1- I feel so tumblr writing in my hand reloveution
Guy2- man... You didn't find your true love yet. Slow down

by reloveution January 22, 2015

Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.

"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"

by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015

Ruler recount

When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.

Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

round mound of rebound

An overweight sex partner a guy hooks up with immediately after a breakup.

My girl broke up with me last week so I found me a round mound of rebound

by Pittaholic March 29, 2015

recouper trooper

A manly, light blue veichle, often mistaken for lilac, which transports the older oranges.

"Hey, Georgina, look! It's the recouper trooper! *Honk honk*"

by Thandra Beaver October 1, 2006

Reload

The Reload is when a chick is giving you head and you cum in her mouth. She takes it, shoots it out of her tear glads all over you, then licks it up. She takes your load, and reloads it back to you, then Spits it back at you

Your fuckin mom pulled a reload on me last night...why couldnt you do it too.

by Stephan Garcia January 22, 2007