Dirty Redenbacher

Put Redenbachers popcorn kernels in a woman's vagina then begin to have regular sexual intercourse, the friction from the penis will cause the kernels to pop wildly out of control. Then begin to pig out in the sex cave. ( you can also do this while enjoying a nice 69.) Only works with Orville Redenbachers all natural popping pop corn and butter. (do not use i cant believe its not butter, for this will cause you to think, wow this is not butter this hurts.

Zach and Sarah performed a dirty redenbacher on saturday, it smelled delicious!!!

by paullywally March 16, 2009

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is Bill Brasky's younger, better-shooting brother. JJ once wrestled Colonel Klink and his 500-pound dog Sarge for 72 hours straight in a steel cage match and registered 437 pins. For this, JJ received the Nobel Peace Prize.

JJ Redick invented those ketchup packets you place under car tires.

by Bildo February 3, 2005

Redicadonkulous

Even more rediculous than redonkulous

Jeff trying to play goalie is redicadonkulous

by gayyyyyyyyyyy September 4, 2007

Redenbacher

A man dating a woman significantly younger than himself.

This girl in my Econ class is dating some Redenbacher with his own private jet. He's probably making the payments on it with his Social Security checks.

by Not a Redenbacher August 15, 2008

Redictarded

1. A combination of 'Ridiculous' and 'Retarded'
2. Synonym of 'Ridiculous' or 'Retarded'
3. Painfully stupid or unnecessary

My boss ordered me to mop the carpet How 'Redictarded' can he be?

by Eric Windsor January 21, 2009

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

redankulous

redankulous isnt just rediculous, its extra rediculous.

dude that chick that fred banged looks fuckin redankulous

by [ ] December 13, 2004