readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

reaver recall

A particularly annoying StarCraft tactic that, while not as quick as zerg rush, is still usually fatal because it's hard to do shit about reavers suddenly appearing in your base.

"Nero fucking reaver recalled me to death."

by Nero January 2, 2004

cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

by turdlunch October 4, 2005

reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011

Reaperoni

The Monster Energy Drink pepperoni flavor that reaps your senses with its vibrant pepperoni juices.

Alex: Bro Mike! Check out this new Monster Energy Drink flavor! It's called Reaperoni!
Mike: Bro what flavor is it?
Alex: Pepperoni bro!
Mike: What the fuck Alex that's fucking poopy and stupid!
Alex: Nah bro, it's the fucking shit!
Mike: Alright man whatever you say.
Mike: *drinks*

Mike: Bro! This IS the fucking shit bro!

by Quansto622 July 25, 2019

Big Reaper351

A roblox youtuber know for yelling out random stuff and will yell out, "THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME!" if people start shooting at him.

"Reaper, how are you?"
Big Reaper351: "THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME!"
"and hes being shot at again."

by Bigreaper35 September 30, 2019

Maryland Grim Reapers

A notorious group of teenagers, whose main objective is to get money & fuck hoes. Anybody who dissed or slanders the state of Maryland the Grim Reapers will come and confront them.

“Aye bro I’m telling you the Maryland Grim Reapers are coming & it won’t be good.

by Symaya Hernandez October 16, 2022