Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

by kapoc August 18, 2014

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

Roofless

1. To be without a roof

2. Fierce!

"You be roofless... You may have a house but you have no roof, so bitch when it rain, you gon get wet. Therefore you be roofless."

"Damn girl! Your Roofless"

by thanalicious27 October 23, 2011

roofucker

A person who fucks kangaroos or someone who seeks out sexual pleasures with animals and will settle for small furry creatures if a kanagaroo is not accessible

My roommate likes to go to the zoo because he is a closet roofucker and masturbates while watching the kangaroo exhibit.

by Bert Berner September 23, 2003

roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

by maybenot6 September 17, 2006

Roofus

a word expressing excitement or expressing that something is hip or in style

person #1: wow i like that watch it's cool
Person #2: yyeeaahhh rofus!
person #3: uh...thanks

by Veive May 3, 2003

Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.

Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.

by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011