rudder person

1. A cooler version of a Skippy.
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. A high skilled and attentive person on a sailboat

The rudder person steered the boat to victory.

by Carly DeFalco December 26, 2007

Render

To break a chrome book in any way. Bonus points if it's one if Eriks. Double bonus if you mention that his wife and kids left him, and took his balls with them.

Have you gotten any renders lately?

Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.

by 100100100123 February 13, 2018

Dolf de Ridder

Actually the fattest man alive. No questions asked

Damn I ate so much spareribs, I feel like Dolf de Ridder.

by Dollef July 14, 2021

Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate

Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.

by Danny February 17, 2004

Rudderflutter

When you blow a raspberry at the base of where the penis meets the scrotum. Preferably during erection and foreplay.

Bro, she gave me the best rudderflutter of my life last night. Tickled like a mofo.

by Arlem the Oathbreaker December 17, 2017

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010