cunt plan

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.

Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.

by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

the “plan”

Your plan to commit suicide

you know what you want to do
You have the “plan” and all you need to do is do it

by Quickloans666 November 18, 2017

Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today

Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

The Fan Plan

1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.

2. A style of playing Mah Jong.

"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."

by Ryan P. June 7, 2005

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

Ghandi diet plan

When a person decides to stop eating entirely, like Ghandi

Kevin: hey you wanna go on a double date with our girls?
Derant: where?
Kevin: new McDonald's down-
Derant:nae, sorry man,Michelle is on this new Ghandi diet plan

by phishtakow September 7, 2015