Pruney Peter

Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.

Dude I was layin' the cable in your mom so long I got left with a bad case of pruney Peter.

by Snuffleupagus Birdraper September 30, 2010

Pune Plow

A human penis that is characterized by it's abnormally large size and violent nature.

You think your Thundershaft is big? Just wait until you see my Pune Plow.

by Raw Pops May 16, 2011

Punetration

Like penetration only slightly funnier (and makes people groan for a different reason).

This pun thread feels like punetration.

by Sol-nai August 22, 2011

PuNe-RaT

A tampon that is stuck in the pipes during a clog.

Husband: " Aww... Have you been flushing your tampons down the toilet again?"
Wife: "They said on the box that they were biodegradable!"
Plumber says to the training new guy: "Hey when your snaking out that pipe watch out for those PuNe-RaTs...lol"

by nAttY iCe January 10, 2015

punecide

When making bad puns between friends that are so awful, they're actually funny. One often commits punecide when they attempt to stack puns and fail, causing awkwardness between friendship circles and gonorrhea.

Friend 1: "I used to make a lot of puns about autos.
Hood ever believe you'd get such mileage from them?
You could have fueled me!"
** tumble weed **

Person 1: I heard about Jack, apparently he committed punecide. Did you go to the funeral?
Person 2: He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
Person 1: did you just..

by dawgeye July 9, 2014

punexpected

Punexpected is a combination of the words "pun" and "unexpected." Therefore, it means an unexpected pun, whether it's something random and out of the blue or a pun you didn't even mean to make.
pun unexpected

Phil Lester said that the answer was "blowing in the wind—trees." He did not intend this pun, so it was punexpected. See punintended for more.

by iemmanerd March 25, 2016

Punes

Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.

Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!

by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017