Pokémon master Levi

The best Pokémon player in the world

Pokémon Master Levi is the best player in the world

by JENNATOLLS9 June 28, 2020

Pokemons

An woman you're friends with benefits with. An woman you're only meeting for sexual pleasure.
Prostitute.

Ait guys, let me call some of my pokemons real quick.

by Lil Mazzy September 16, 2020

Pokemon

something people pretend they don't play anymore

"hey joe did you hear about the new Pokémon game"

"what no! Pokemon is for children"

by veloko hd September 28, 2020

Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.

#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.

by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021

Pokemon_GoYe

Beware the information listed below is gathered by the witness and the observers. Pokémon is quite a rather.. tuff case. They like to find ways to disrespect and blame others for their uncivilized.. way of dealing with things, you see.. anything that they don’t agree with is immediately turned into a conflict that gets so uncivilized it becomes pure insulting. If you happen to meet this person say hello and then walk away slowly checking your back every once in a while.

Pokemon_GoYe a rather difficult case...

by JakkySmh April 29, 2021

Pokémon Advocates

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021