pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

Pervertable

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.

Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!

by Dean Tee December 17, 2011

Public Pervert

A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.

Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.

by wtfcarlito July 24, 2008

Pervert prophecy

A prophecy made by a man that had a near death experence that in the future all the lower classes in society and a large part of the rest of society will become "perveted" and obsessed with sex based on the information he brought back from the afterlife.

Do you believe in the pervert prophecy?

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

national suiside prevention Day

October 22nd every year is National Suiside Prevention Day! To spead awareness some draw semi colons on there wrists to say “don’t stop the sentence” or in more realistic terms “don’t end your life”

Guys let’s put a semi colon on our wrists to spread support for National Suiside Prevention Day!

by LocketLaRue October 21, 2018

Pervert

A guy who checks out woman, who happens to be ugly.

Sam checked me out and he's ugly, so he's a pervert.

by Kumaren March 2, 2018

pervert

A word used by prudish girls to show they are "better" than sex. If a male says it, they are officially gay.

Bob: Hey Hailey, you look sexy in that dress!

Hailey: WHAT!!?? PERVERT!!!!

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Frank: Hey Jimi have you seen Selena's ass? Dog that thing is a wonderland of sex! Dude and her tits are like-

Jimi: Shutup your such a pervert

Frank: Dude you are gay. Havent u read gabehawk's definition?

by gabehawk May 24, 2011